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My New Life as a Male Model

I think this is my big break to make it big-time in the high-fashion world as an alluring male model!

While I was bicycling through Tempe last month, I was flagged down by two ASU grad students who needed a studly mature model to showcase the snazzy ebike their startup is soon to produce.

Who better to bring a little sensual sizzle to ebikes than Old Grumble-Face?

Ladies, hold onto your pantaloons, because this sultry sexagenarian in his skimpy little outfit is about to show his stuff. Oh, and also the ebike. Right, the ebike.


The sexagenarian and the ebike.


Showing a little leg (and an electric motor).


Old Grumble-Face puts on his best come-hither look.

You, too, could look this irresistible if you had an ebike!


Kyle, the CEO of Curio, is incredibly impressed and stunned by his good fortune in discovering Old Grumble-Face to serve as the seductive star of his ebike promotional campaign.


"Don't call us," Kyle keeps repeating. "We'll call you."

I think that means I got the job!





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